![]() “I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people.”( Jack Handey) And I can picture us attacking that world because they’d never expect it.”( Jack Handey) “I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. “If you go flying back through time, and you see somebody else flying forward into the future, it’s probably best to avoid eye contact.”( Jack Handey) Basically, it’s made up of two separate words – ‘mank’ and ‘ind.’ What do these words mean? It’s a mystery, and that’s why so is mankind.”( Jack Handey) “Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at that word itself. ![]() “It takes a big man to cry, but it takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man.”( Jack Handey) “It takes a big man to cry, but it takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man.” Jack’s Handy Quotes About Mankind I’ve wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.” “If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let them go, because man, they’re gone.” “On the other hand, you have different fingers.” “If I ever get really rich, I hope I’m not really mean to poor people like I am now.” “Do you know what happens when you slice a golf ball in half? Someone gets mad at you. “If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let’em go…because man, they’re gone!” The last thing you learn in life is you’re the same fool.” “The first thing you learn in life is you’re a fool. I think they got the.”( Jack Handey) Short Jack Handey Quotes I pretended like I was going to bow, but then I just kept going and flipped over on my back. When I met the family from Japan, they all bowed. “I wonder if the polite thing to do is always the right thing to do. “If you work on a lobster boat, sneaking up behind someone and pinching him is probably a joke that gets old real fast.”( Jack Handey) I’ve wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.”( Jack Handey) ![]() “Instead of studying for finals, what about just going to the Bahamas and catching some rays? Maybe you’ll flunk, but you might have flunked anyway that’s my point.”( Jack Handey) If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be.”( Jack Handey) Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes & dreams. “Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. “Do you know something that would really make me applaud? A guy gets stuck in quicksand, then sinks, then suddenly comes shooting out, riding on water skis! How do they do that?”( Jack Handey) “If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.”( Jack Handey) “To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there’s no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.”( Jack Handey) That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”( Jack Handey) “Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.”( Jack Handey) “If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is, ‘God is crying.’ And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is, ‘Probably because of something you did.”( Jack Handey) “I hope that after I die, people will say of me, That guy sure owed me a lot of money.”( Jack Handey) If you really like the life career of Jack Handey you must have to read his thoughts that can only be done by reading his quotes and saying, here are some of the best and most Famous Jack Handey quotes and Jack’s Handy Quotes About Mankind with Jack’s Handy funny memes and captions. Moreover, Jack Handey works in many events and shows based on comedy such as SNL but he left all of this stuff and start developing himself in writing and reading which cause his career to flop in comedy and rise as a book writer and his “Deep Thoughts” remain widely quoted and appreciated right now. If you are a really big fan of comedy then you always know about the funny writer Jack Handey who was born on February 25, 1949, in San Antonio, Texas, and start his career as a writer and performer on the sketch comedy show “Saturday Night Live”.As a comedian, he also was a famous writer who wrote the famous Deep Thoughts segments that he put into a book, Deep Thoughts.
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